A: The comic updates every Monday and Thursday morning at about 3am EST.
Q: Are the main characters supposed to be gnomes? Where are the pointy hats and long beards?
A: Gnomes are mythical creatures, and as such who's to say what they look like?
Q: Which gnome is which?
A: The slightly thinner, taller, and blue gnome is Ed. The more stout (read: fat), shorter, and purple gnome is Wilson.
Q: When the gnomes are talking to the disembodied voice off panel, who are they talking to?
A: Unless otherwise indicated, the gnomes are speaking to me.
Q: Is the "Kathy" in the comic you?
A: Yes and No. She's based loosely on me, but anything "Kathy" says or does in the comic should not be taken as gospel truth about me.
Q: Where does the name "Kidnapped by Gnomes" come from?
A: I got the idea from my tombstone, which I want to read, "Katherine Peterson, Kidnapped by Gnomes".
Q: Why does Ed want to take over Delaware?
A: Conquering Delaware is one of my life long goals. I thought it would be cute if Ed shared my ambition.
Q: Why in God's name is Wilson in love with Ann Coulter?
A: To be honest, the first time it came up it was just random and I didn't really know who Ann Coulter was. After reading up on her and doing the love poem, I realized I had hit comedic gold.
Q: Where can I buy "Kidnapped by Gnomes" merchandise?
A: All KBG merchandise can be purchased over at the Online Store.
Q: What happened to Maybel?
A: No comment.
