Volume 2 160 Do the Wild Thing 159 Just subscribe to HBO 158 Fat bottom girls. 157 Uvula ridding 156 The enemies list 155 Happy Birthday! 154 Too Busy 153 Doing my part in the War on Terror 152 The grand adventure of life 151 Revenge of Pandora's box! 150 Free and fair elections 149 Aggressive campaigning 148 One heck of a poop 147 Land of Imaginary Girlfriends 146 Putting women in their place 145 Welcome home! 144 Forgotten wallet 143 Going out of town 142 Haiku's on Joy. 141 The beauty of almost everything. 140 Not a Nazi! 139 Doctor visit 138 Tax refunds 137 Shareholders 136 Electoral College 135 Make Reagan Proud 134 Non-stick cooking spray 133 Respecting Immigrants. 132 Mornings 131 The state of music 130 Seeking the nomination 129 Party Platform 128 Maybe they're in the garage 127 Gears of Democracy 126 Birds 125 Crazy people 124 Magic and Wonderment 123 It worked for Nixon 122 Ed runs for President 121 Dirty Laundry 120 Rise of Pandora's Box 119 Christmas with Gnomes 118 Miniscule Megalomaniacs 117 Over due mail 116 The more things stay the same 115 Promises no one ever keeps 114 Freak attack by Fruit 113 Theory of Gravity 112 Islamfascists 111 Overprotective 110 Location Location Location 109 People who won't shut up about politics. 108 Human interaction 107 An eye for an eye 106 An autumn morn 105 Smokey brand cigarettes 104 Importance of TV 103 Something called coffee 102 Just let me air dry! 101 The road to the White House		Volume 1 100 Japanese girls and l33t speak 99 Pointing Fingers 98 With apologies to General Petraeus 97 Smack him for democracy 96 I wanna be a government stooge! 95 Return of the Troll 94 No more TV 93 Yappin on like a big honky 92 The draft Gore dance 91 Pandora's box strikes again 90 Monsters are imaginary 89 Looking for monsters 88 Revenge is a dish best served cold 87 What would Marco Polo do? 86 Corporate double speak 85 Buzz Aldrin 84 Sir Ed the Studly 83 Trust 82 Fun with static electricity 81 Ed's defining characteristic 80 Tis better to be hated for who you are 79 Relevance of the 2nd Amendment 78 Being manly in America. 77 Restraining orders 76 Us and Them 75 Brave New World 74 The common evil 73 Attack ads 72 Parting the political waters 71 Free the Press 70 Keeping a straight face 69 Resigning with style 68 Duchess of Dover 67 Little girls can't do math 66 Out of toilet paper 65 The Ultimate Republican candidate 64 Nuke France 63 The return of Pandora's box! 62 Ideological walls 61 Waking up 60 Seconds left to live 59 Driving with gnomes 58 The liberal prayer 57 The Wisdom of Whales 56 Sling shots and windows 55 Do it for the children 54 Global Warming 53 Rodeo star 52 Playing with fire 51 Drawn inexorably to war 50 Spinteris Desperatii Domesticus 49 Weapons of Mass Destruction 48 Love and Laxatives 47 Being sexy 46 A Female President 45 A love poem to Ms. Coulter 44 Pandora's box of political lies 43 Mistakes were made 42 The 7 stages of a horrendous blunder 41 Utopia 40 National Public Radio 39 The purpose of Art 38 A post 9/11 world 37 The American health care system 36 Supporting gay rights 35 Bosomy embrace of friction 34 Trial by jury 33 Democracy vs Liberal Democracy 32 Darfur 31 Buttercup 30 Making Tea 29 Democracy stew 28 One's sun dress should always match one's hat 27 The economy 26 The right to bare arms 25 Telling a lie 24 Traditional American Values 23 My cake 22 To be an American 21 Pot smoking children for the FARC 20 A cure for hic-up's 19 Science and Religion 18 Everyone needs a nemesis 17 The Afghanistani Blues 16 Ed joins the revolution 15 World savvy 14 Ed gets sent to Mexico 13 Proper use of a toaster 12 Plan B 11 Compassionate Conservatism 10 Blessings from the TV god 9 Definition of a Gnome 8 Ann Coulter and Wilson 7 Beer 6 Utility of a preemptive strike 5 Political ads 4 Oracle of the digital age 3 Fun with blenders 2 Benjamin Franklin is the coolest founding father 1 The disclaimer